Baby Names

Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? What is with baby names? I mean come on.

Naming a baby or child is different than naming an adult. Children have cute names like Billy or Matty. How is a human supposed to grow up normally, beginning at infancy, with a name like Winston, for example. People are not going to find a child with the name Winston cute. Children are not going to want to befriend, or share their sandwich with a kid named Winston. And there is no teacher that will play favorites to some asshole kid named Winston. And you know the kid is going to be an asshole, because his parents are obviously assholes for naming him Winston in the first place. And asshole is a dominant genetic trait.
You can't just throw 'baby' in as a prefix to a name, and expect it to be suitable for a baby. Parents need to take some responsibility for names.

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