Thursday, July 15, 2010

porn-time interuptions

Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? What's with being interrupted when you have the mind-set, you have the daily goal to masturbate? I mean come on.

I had a long day today, which is going to be my excuse for cutting this short. Anyways, quite clearly, this long day has been filled of sexual anxiety, attractive passer-bys, and tight, semi-causing pants. After, there was nothing I wanted more than to just fap-n-nap.

So, I cruised some genres on spankwire, checked my favourite updated galleries, and had a nice selection to have my way with. I was a kid in a candy shop. I had my pick of the litter, and I was the bell of the ball. Then comes a knock on the door.

After 700 megabytes of streamed porn, (which is a lot of streamed video. Especially considering that I spent my 56k days getting off on, well kilobytes) I got interrupted, and headed to a bar for a drink with my pal. I'm home now, and I'm ready to go, if not more so from the tasty eye-candy at the bar, but that is beside the point. Masturbation is a ritual, and shouldn't be interrupted, especially on a Wednesday. which is after all, hump day.

Thank you, you've been a terrific audience.

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